I do apologize, but even if I wanted to update (and I have been wanting to update as of late), I lost my tablet pen and drawing with a mouse is quite difficult. The ask box will be closed until further notice, because I have quite a backlog to work with once I get it back. Ciao~

~The artist.

Suits can do wonders for a man’s appeal.

Such a fetish must surely get in the way of your profession, doctor.

Haa Haa.

I am aware you are neither a doctor nor do you have a fetish for scratches. I just wished for some humor at your expense.

Hee Hee.

I am also aware of what you are trying to imply, but I must insist that I am “Doc” Scratch, and not a doctor. Also, I have a complete lack of biology with which to be sexual. The joke is on you.

Hoo hoo.

askthefelt:

WE’RE READY FOR YOUR QUEST1ONS!

It seems I have been lax in my duties as a source of knowledge. Losing track of time is a hard thing to do, but my attentions have been focused elsewhere. Let my employees entertain you while you wait.

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The Ask Box is now open.

Let us see how many beings will be in need of my knowledge.